Ugly Ornament Exchange Part 2

Okay-- so if you read my previous entry, you know my team does an ugly ornament exchange.  I thought mine was a winner until I received my ornament from Laura, my teammate in Cincinnati, Ohio. She really outdid herself!

Notice the silver and neon green duct tape, twinkling lights, and a working Elvis centerpiece that plays Blue Christmas--all hoisted up on a toilet paper roll so that this ornament can be the "king' of all ornaments and be the tree topper. And she even used older, fatter Elvis...

I literally laughed out loud when I unwrapped this thing!  This bad boy will be the ultimate in Dirty Santa gifts for years and years...  Thanks Laura!