Tuesday, November 18, 2008

That woman ain't right


Warning. I'm getting ready to have an "over share" moment on my blog. Usually it is about Spencer- but this time it is about my Mom. Most of you know that woman is nuttier than squirrel poop....

Last week on the cruise, while I was playing with the monkey in Costa Maya (that's not a euphemism for anything-- really!) Mom went to the restrooms right at the pier. As she was washing her hands to leave, a poor woman rushed into the restroom and ran into the first stall. She had obviously had some of the Mexican water because what happened next can only be described (by my mother) as the loudest, longest fart she has EVER heard come out of a woman. But could my mother politely leave the restroom and let the poor woman be? Oh no. My mother promptly speaks up and says, "Was that the ship's horn? Am I late???"

Yeah. I'm printing this out and saving it for the commitment hearing.

Speaking of Mom, she scanned in all of our (purchased) cruise pictures:
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If you notice in the collage, Melissa and I had photos done together. The photog was posing us rather closely...until we busted out laughing and informed him that we weren't a couple!! In my previous post, I mentioned that I won the Grand Prize drawing at the Cruise Ship photo shop. (Yay!) This is the picture we decided to get the photo package of: (check out my ghetto 'ho shoes!) We could barely stop giggling long enough to act half way sensible for the photos. Oh well.. Only 7 more months until our next cruise!

13 comments:

Kim said...

Cassandra- that is an absolutely GORGEOUS picture of you!!!! (ok, your mom, too).

Yankee said...

LMBO!
So, you take after your mom.

LesleMora said...

LMAO OMG you mom is too much! Love the pictures by the way.

Amy said...

Foghorn. Bwahahahahah!

Leslie said...

no she didn't! wait I'm still laughing and I think I just peed myself. LOL that is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I now know I would love hanging out with you and your mom. I'm going on the next cruise...yea I wish!

you look so beautiful! I'm glad you had such a wonderful time.

AshleyS said...

yes, your mom may need to be committed for harassing that poor woman!!

great pics!!!

Patti H said...

LOL your mom. that is too funny. now you all are some hot mommas in those photos! What great memories!!

Nilsa said...

Your mom is too funny!!! Beautiful pictures and I love the ghetto ho shoes... theyr'e cute!

AmyWhit said...

O.M.G! I can't believe your mom said that! LOL. I would still be there rolling around on the floor in a fit of giggles!

Georgina said...

LOL - okay you got me laughing too!! LOL Thats so funny. Cassandra, you look really good in your photos - looks like you have lost a lot of weight?! Go girl!

~Denise AKA NYNative said...

You look SUPER FAB in all of these pix!!!
and OH! MY! GOD! I think I would pee myself if I was ever with you or your mom! That is way too funny!

Amy Chomas said...

omg I'm dying here! Nuttier then squirrel poop! I love it lmao!!! Now I see where you get your sense of humor! hehe
You look awesome in these pics and I was looking at the poses and starting to wonder why you were so close together hehehehe!

Paula... said...

ROFL I guess she tried some of those watered down margaritas too :-P

These photos are great - you girls really scrubbed up well :))