Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Coonfest 2009


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What can I say about my coonfest weekend without having an "overshare" moment? How about a few observations:
~ I don't care how excited you are about going on vacation, 6 am flights suck. ~ Coonass = Redneck ~ I can't play Guitar Hero ~ I talk too much when I drink ~ I talk too much when I'm sober ~ I don't care if it *is* March Madness, if you are at a bar called Wayne & Layne's--they are NOT going to have on basketball or even ESPN. I bet if there were a frickin Bill Dance fishing special on, every TV in the joint would be tuned in.... ~ When out of shot glasses, coonasses use measuring cups ~ I ate real Cajun food (gumbo and crawfish etouffee) and enjoyed it ~ The Rabbit Festival didn't sell anything rabbit related other than what was on the menu ~ Kristin does NOT need her passport to get to Cancun from Lake Charles ~ Lori was our designated driver and ironically was the only one who ended up with a tattoo ~ It was fun watching the UNC/LSU game while in Louisiana ~ You can judge the quality of a casino by how the cocktail waitresses look ~ and last but not least.......
~Tinkerbell shirts appear to be manufactured in select sizing: Little girls up to about a size 8/10 and then no other Tinkerbell shirts are made again until a Women's 3X. Maybe a 4X. Seriously--if you don't believe me, walk around Wal-Mart, a Golden Corral buffet or a flea market and you will see.....

10 comments:

lydia eve said...

I guess explaining the blow up doll playing Guitar Hero would have fallen into the "oversharing" category? :)

Amy said...

Looks like fun. So are you part Coonass now?

Leslie said...

I know you had a blast! Wish I could have been there to join you!

Lori P said...

LMAO....tink!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Not sure your Mom should let you go again. LMFAO
Mom

Mama Laura said...

You know about Bill Dance? I don't know if I'd admit that.

Mama Laura said...

See how those two local men in the rabbit fest picture are pointing at you???? I thought only those of us who know you well pointed like that, while talking about you!

:)

Kristin K Stock said...

I am laughing my ass off.....that Bill Dance comment. I think I might pee myself.....THAT my friend is hilarious and yet ANOTHER reason why I love you :)

Amy Chomas said...

Looks like loads of laughs and fun! You guys are nuts hehe!

Cheri Pryor said...

I see that whore Peggy made it for Coonfest. She sure gets around. Was she even any good at guitar hero?