Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Coonfest 2009


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What can I say about my coonfest weekend without having an "overshare" moment? How about a few observations:
~ I don't care how excited you are about going on vacation, 6 am flights suck. ~ Coonass = Redneck ~ I can't play Guitar Hero ~ I talk too much when I drink ~ I talk too much when I'm sober ~ I don't care if it *is* March Madness, if you are at a bar called Wayne & Layne's--they are NOT going to have on basketball or even ESPN. I bet if there were a frickin Bill Dance fishing special on, every TV in the joint would be tuned in.... ~ When out of shot glasses, coonasses use measuring cups ~ I ate real Cajun food (gumbo and crawfish etouffee) and enjoyed it ~ The Rabbit Festival didn't sell anything rabbit related other than what was on the menu ~ Kristin does NOT need her passport to get to Cancun from Lake Charles ~ Lori was our designated driver and ironically was the only one who ended up with a tattoo ~ It was fun watching the UNC/LSU game while in Louisiana ~ You can judge the quality of a casino by how the cocktail waitresses look ~ and last but not least.......
~Tinkerbell shirts appear to be manufactured in select sizing: Little girls up to about a size 8/10 and then no other Tinkerbell shirts are made again until a Women's 3X. Maybe a 4X. Seriously--if you don't believe me, walk around Wal-Mart, a Golden Corral buffet or a flea market and you will see.....

10 comments:

lydia eve said...

I guess explaining the blow up doll playing Guitar Hero would have fallen into the "oversharing" category? :)

Amy said...

Looks like fun. So are you part Coonass now?

Leslie said...

I know you had a blast! Wish I could have been there to join you!

Lori Petticrew said...

LMAO....tink!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Not sure your Mom should let you go again. LMFAO
Mom

Mama Laura said...

You know about Bill Dance? I don't know if I'd admit that.

Mama Laura said...

See how those two local men in the rabbit fest picture are pointing at you???? I thought only those of us who know you well pointed like that, while talking about you!

:)

Kristin K Stock said...

I am laughing my ass off.....that Bill Dance comment. I think I might pee myself.....THAT my friend is hilarious and yet ANOTHER reason why I love you :)

Amy Chomas said...

Looks like loads of laughs and fun! You guys are nuts hehe!

Cheri Pryor said...

I see that whore Peggy made it for Coonfest. She sure gets around. Was she even any good at guitar hero?