Friends (you know who you are!) have asked that I stop giving "colorful" details that involve words like "lanced open" and "seriously gross drainage" when simply asked "How are you?" :sigh:
I made a wonderful discovery earlier in the week. If you take two Peeps and eat them bunny butt first, the remaining 4 bunny ears make awesome Bubba Teeth!
I have named the orchid Will gave me for Easter- SASHA. That sounds like a great high maintenance girl name, right? She has to have a particular light at certain times of the day, particular watering techniques, particular fertilizers, particular structural support, etc. She is a very particular plant. One that may meet an untimely demise if I don't master her demands. Good thing she's purdy, or I wouldn't bother....
Daytime TV really stinks. I never really knew just how bad until this bedrest thing. The only thing worth watching is the Food Network. I have been watching that pretty much everyday--by the time I heal up I am going to be a gourmet cook and have a beautiful collection of recipes. So maybe the silver lining to my situation is a caramel lining?