Can you imagine the quality and productivity discussion at the factory about this little gem???
Uhmm Boss, This one is not exactly attractive. In fact, it is damn creepy. Are you sure we should ship it out?
Yes! Some idiot will buy it.
But, did you notice her eye shadow was accidently painted all up under her eyes? Sorta like a 70’s whore version of Alice Cooper.
Did you notice her head garland didn’t match her dress?
Did you notice the bodice of the dress didn’t fit and her boobs hang out the see- thru part?
Yeah—that totally redeems it dontcha think?
Well—why is she holding a stick?
She is an S&M angel—how the hell should I know???
And we even packaged her upside down…..And the printing on the back with the bar code is not centered so whichever loser who actually buys this piece of crap will have to stand in line and hold everyone up in Dollar General while they try to find one to scan—and all of them are printed this way…(true story)
Oh well-- I think it's a winner for the exchange!